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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Great news for Baltimore!

Baltimore Is Now 'FREE AT LAST' as Mayor Removes Confederate Statues! Praise needs to be given to the Mayor of Baltimore.

For years the Black community has been under abssault by 4 Confederate Monuments. These monuments were relentless in their destruction of the Black family as over 70% of Black children were born out of wedlock. So terrified by the presence of these monuments, over 60% of Black men in the city could not work a job and found comfort in fathering numerous children with numerous women that they could not feed.

Just knowing that the monuments were there made Black school children have the lowest test scores in the Nation and many turned to drugs to relieve the sting of the monuments presence.

Worst of all, the mere presence of the monuments caused death. Not being able to handle the hate and violence that the monuments represented, the Black males in the city took to killing each other by the thousands. Just in the last 2 years they have murdered 500 of their own.

Praise be to God and the Wisdom of the Mayor. It is a new dawn for Black Baltimoreans! The shackles have been removed and all that can be said is, Free at last, free at last, Lord God Almighty, we're free at last.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well said. So true!

Anonymous said...

They gonna be on easy street now!

Anonymous said...

Now if we could just have some onerous gun laws in Maryland, Baltimore would be the shining city on the hill.

Anonymous said...

What a joke!! The black man is being held down by a statue now? Their killing each other because of having to look at these statues? Get a life, a bunch of pathetic whiners

Anonymous said...

God Bless whoever wrote this.

Anonymous said...

One of the best satires you have ever written. If only it was satire and not true. Pity the failure and destruction of the black community from the ideals and vision of MLK.

Anonymous said...

It is going to be interesting to see what excuse or lie they come up with next for failing to behave like civilized human beings. Honesty and personal responsibility escapes them. They are taught from a young age to lie and blame others. Animals are more civilized and raise their young better.

Anonymous said...

Can we expect the black on black killings to cease now? It is such a shame and sham to believe the presence of historical statues can influence people's hatred.

Anonymous said...

What a load of BS.

Anonymous said...

Well, now that that's over, they can quit shooting and killing each other. Hey! It's safe to go back and live there, Salisbury thugs!

Anonymous said...

The only freedom Baltimore will get is when it's becomes so sh@tty and broke the city gets abandoned by liberals..thats freedom

Anonymous said...

The entitlement is sickening. Time for Americans to take a stand. Enough of this rhetoric. As long as they keep killing one another we have no worries. They live like animals. They will educate themselves to understand they are their own worse enemy. Just sad.

Chris said...

Yet the city is still a SH eye tee hole

Laura Pieroschek said...

I've never heard it put better. I was born, raised and schooled in Baltimore at a time when high standards were meant to be achieved, not lowered so the next guy would feel better about himself. I remember when blacks were allowed in the school (elementary/junior high) and wondered why the Principal was standing outside assisting them. The high school which I had to test for just to get in is no longer standing, having lost the fight for higher standards. This poor me attitude of the black community is disgusting. You are where you are because you put yourself there - no one else. By the way, I was raised by a mother only also. She got up every day at 4:00 am (me too) to get ready for a co-worker to pick her up. It's called pride, not entitlement.

Anonymous said...

Wiping my forehead, I can now walk the streets of Baltimore without the fear of being shoot....!

Anonymous said...

Now that is funny funny . sad but its true. Guess we can blame Donald Trump

Anonymous said...

Ignore history - and repeat it!

Another kind of slavery is still prevalent - government dependance...only when we make working easier than welfare with the remainder of these people be free at last!

Anonymous said...

Keep in mind the over-whelming % of total MD State Tax dollars that go to our own shi*hole

Anonymous said...

I feel so much safer now when I walk along the harbor. Thanks, mayor! All those statues made me feel threatened.

Anonymous said...


They will always deny that they are responsible for their own misery and are their own worst enemy.
I find it sad and ironic that their ancestors were forbidden from learning to read and write and now that they have all the opportunities of free education they refuse to take advantage of bettering themselves.
Basically they are completely disrespecting the misery their ancestors suffered.

Anonymous said...

Well written

Anonymous said...


At the end of the day, no matter how many truckloads of money are shipped there each day, they'll still be Baltimorons.

Anonymous said...

Now the Mare of Baltimore just fired Kevin Davis, a white guy and Police Commissioner, for the violent crime in Baltimore.

Where are the people crying Racism like they did in Pocomoke when that criminal, black police chief was fired by a white mayor.

Kevin Davis, Hmmm... He might be related to Jefferson Davis!

Anonymous said...

Correction.....it's not Baltimoreans......it's Baltimorons.